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fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

8 hours ago with 307,411 notes

robertkazinsky:

Blade Runner + pink

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Come and Get Your Love - Redbone

1 week ago with 1,184 notes

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lavenderpie:

lavenderpie:

Commission Information!
CURRENT SLOTS:
1. TAKEN - In Queue - Hourly/Waiting for Mock-Up
2. TAKEN - In Queue - Paid in Full
3. TAKEN - In Queue - (Quoting)
4. TAKEN - In Queue - Paid in Full
5. OPEN
(Other slots open at the moment! I’ll be happy to do some quick $20ish dollar commissions too)
Hi everybody! If you would like to commission me, please send me an ask on Tumblr (If I do not reply within a day, please resend, Tumblr has the tendency to eat many of my asks) otherwise, e-mail me at deathlyambience@gmail.com or message me on Skype (deathlyambience) PLEASE let me know who you are because I habitually decline all contact requests so include a message when you send me a request on Skype that you are from Tumblr (and include your url please, or some other indication of who you are in the request field)
Payment Accepted: Paypal, Check, Money Order. I prefer to take Paypal as it is safer for both parties. Money orders are quite risky and I cannot be held responsible if one were to get lost in the mail.
I accept tips! This is my only means of income so I greatly appreciate them!
I only offer lineart, colored lineart, and lineless painting commissions, sorry! My sketches are generally extremely rough and not very marketable
I will quote for you! (I understand this is long and not the easiest to read.) Send me what you want and I will give you a detailed price breakdown based on the list here and am open to discussing all charges. 
Past Commissions
Lineart Examples:




Lineart is $20 for busts (high resolution) and $25-30 for full body. Extra figures are an additional charge $10-15 (bust/full body) each. Backgrond lineart is negotiable, see under “Things that will cost extra” at the bottom.
Here are the same lineart examples in colored forms:




The first two images feature more complex color and coloring is typically negotiable. Color is typically an additional $20 plus base charge (i.e. $45 for a full body simple pic)
Simpler color is relatively fast (bottom two pics) and is $15 additional.
I also offer painting options.


The former image is lineless and the latter is with colored lineart. Pieces like this are open to negotiation but I typically charge $20/hr for painted illustrations.

I also offer Pixel commissions, including animated sprites and large pixel figures. Large portraits (center) are $20 each. Small ones (bottom) are $10 each. Animation is $7/frame. I am not an experienced animator so I can usually only work with simple animations like talk sprites. Complicated animations (i.e. each frame is a new drawing) will be $18/frame.
I WILL DRAW:
SFW clothed people, Nudity, NSFW, Fetish art of almost every kind, Furry/Anthro, Gore, Violence within reason.
I WILL NOT DRAW:
Pedophilia/Ebeophilia/Child Abuse (Anyone age 17 or under), Non-Con, Racist imagery, Bestiality, Blatant sexist imagery, Transphobic imagery, NSFW of IRL you, your s/o, your friend, etc. (personas are fine).
THINGS THAT WILL COST EXTRA:
Armor, Mechs/Androids/Robots, Detailed backgrounds, Clean lineart, Complex NSFW drawings, Large props (weapons, detailed furniture, etc), Heavily detailed accessories.
Extra charge is my decision and goes up or down depending on how difficult it will be for me.
As a client, you have every right to request adjustments and changes to a piece. However, large changes to lineart/color or late revisions may incur an additional fee. Revisions are complimentary during preliminary phases.
Thanks for reading! To reiterate, my contact info is: deathlyambience@gmail.com, or deathlyambience on Skype. An ask is ok too.

Hi guys, I’m pretty desperate, I really need the cash for rent bills and groceries, so please consider spreading the word if you can’t/aren’t interested in buying something. Thanks.

lavenderpie:

lavenderpie:

Commission Information!

CURRENT SLOTS:

1. TAKEN - In Queue - Hourly/Waiting for Mock-Up

2. TAKEN - In Queue - Paid in Full

3. TAKEN - In Queue - (Quoting)

4. TAKEN - In Queue - Paid in Full

5. OPEN

(Other slots open at the moment! I’ll be happy to do some quick $20ish dollar commissions too)

Hi everybody! If you would like to commission me, please send me an ask on Tumblr (If I do not reply within a day, please resend, Tumblr has the tendency to eat many of my asks) otherwise, e-mail me at deathlyambience@gmail.com or message me on Skype (deathlyambience) PLEASE let me know who you are because I habitually decline all contact requests so include a message when you send me a request on Skype that you are from Tumblr (and include your url please, or some other indication of who you are in the request field)

Payment Accepted:
Paypal, Check, Money Order. I prefer to take Paypal as it is safer for both parties. Money orders are quite risky and I cannot be held responsible if one were to get lost in the mail.

I accept tips! This is my only means of income so I greatly appreciate them!

I only offer lineart, colored lineart, and lineless painting commissions, sorry! My sketches are generally extremely rough and not very marketable

I will quote for you! (I understand this is long and not the easiest to read.) Send me what you want and I will give you a detailed price breakdown based on the list here and am open to discussing all charges.

Past Commissions

Lineart Examples:

Lineart is $20 for busts (high resolution) and $25-30 for full body. Extra figures are an additional charge $10-15 (bust/full body) each. Backgrond lineart is negotiable, see under “Things that will cost extra” at the bottom.

Here are the same lineart examples in colored forms:

The first two images feature more complex color and coloring is typically negotiable. Color is typically an additional $20 plus base charge (i.e. $45 for a full body simple pic)

Simpler color is relatively fast (bottom two pics) and is $15 additional.

I also offer painting options.

The former image is lineless and the latter is with colored lineart. Pieces like this are open to negotiation but I typically charge $20/hr for painted illustrations.

I also offer Pixel commissions, including animated sprites and large pixel figures. Large portraits (center) are $20 each. Small ones (bottom) are $10 each. Animation is $7/frame. I am not an experienced animator so I can usually only work with simple animations like talk sprites. Complicated animations (i.e. each frame is a new drawing) will be $18/frame.

I WILL DRAW:

SFW clothed people, Nudity, NSFW, Fetish art of almost every kind, Furry/Anthro, Gore, Violence within reason.

I WILL NOT DRAW:

Pedophilia/Ebeophilia/Child Abuse (Anyone age 17 or under), Non-Con, Racist imagery, Bestiality, Blatant sexist imagery, Transphobic imagery, NSFW of IRL you, your s/o, your friend, etc. (personas are fine).

THINGS THAT WILL COST EXTRA:

Armor, Mechs/Androids/Robots, Detailed backgrounds, Clean lineart, Complex NSFW drawings, Large props (weapons, detailed furniture, etc), Heavily detailed accessories.

Extra charge is my decision and goes up or down depending on how difficult it will be for me.

As a client, you have every right to request adjustments and changes to a piece. However, large changes to lineart/color or late revisions may incur an additional fee. Revisions are complimentary during preliminary phases.

Thanks for reading! To reiterate, my contact info is: deathlyambience@gmail.com, or deathlyambience on Skype. An ask is ok too.

Hi guys, I’m pretty desperate, I really need the cash for rent bills and groceries, so please consider spreading the word if you can’t/aren’t interested in buying something. Thanks.

lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this

#2: stop reblogging this 

please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

complicatedtriangulated:

8. Your milk has gone sour

9. Your baby is missing, possibly replaced by a lump of wood

10. A mysterious horse lured your neighbor kid into the pond nearby and then drowned her

Do not be fooled by faerie propaganda. Get iron. Keep alert.

O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! My Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

Here captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;

Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

Walt Whitman, “O captain! My captain!” (via clothobuerocracy)

rest in peace, robin…

(via hauntedbunny)

3 weeks ago with 10,679 notes

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

image

3 weeks ago with 79,421 notes

audreyii-fic:

simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

that’s it. that’s the movie.

3 weeks ago with 44,561 notes

deathclw:

skyrim + daedric prince statues
{loosely insp by}